Funny Mosaic Crochet Blanket Pattern: Beginner-Friendly (PDF Download)

The Funny mosaic crochet blanket pattern is a tongue-in-cheek overlay mosaic crochet design in black and off-white, made to get a laugh.

If you like blankets with personality, this one is a great conversation starter and a fun gift. The beginner-friendly PDF includes a chart and row-by-row instructions.

What You'll Need

Finished size: approx. 50" × 60" inches

Grid size: 200 stitches wide x 240 rows tall

Chain 203, then SC 202 to start Row 1.

Accent color = odd rows (Black)

Background color = even rows (Off-White)

Yardage Estimate:

Accent Color (Black): 480 yards

Background Color (Off-White): 590 yards

Make It Your Own

This blanket measures about 50" × 60" and is worked from a 200 x 240 grid, so you always know exactly where you are in the chart. The sample uses black (about 480 yards) with off-white (about 590 yards), roughly 1,070 yards in all.

New to mosaic crochet? Each row is written out and the chart is included, so you can follow along either way. If you have any questions about the pattern, message me, I'm always happy to help!

© 2026 blanketcrochet. All Rights Reserved.

This pattern is for personal use only and may not be copied, redistributed, shared, resold, translated, altered, or published, in whole or in part, in print or digital form.

Finished items made using this pattern may be sold. Thank you for supporting independent pattern designers!